A superiority complex
Pious, holy to the hilt
Outward displays of cleanliness
Masking their inner feelings of hate and guilt
Your morality is hypocrasy
Obsessive self esteem
Enforcing your ideals
Your puritanical dream
Gather your flock
Gullable fools
Dictate restrictionsI knew when i first met him
That i never would forget him
To find a beauty such as he in my bed was rare
To sleep with him i was excited
but later i was less delighted
When i found that special present he left
in my pubic hair
Now it´s a crabby day, unhappy day
I´ll never forget him i´m sad to say
Leave me alone
I´m having a crabby day
So to the drugstore without haste
To solve the problem below the waist
Then the laundromat to disinfect my clothes
and sheets
Walking home who do i see
But the guy who gave those wretched vermin
to me
He quickly runs to opposite side of the street
Now it´s a crabby day, unhappy day
To be treated in such a shabby way
Gimme a break,
I´m having a rabby day
At home a message is waiting
From a boy i´ve been contemplating
he´s leaving town for a month and wants
to see me tonight
After the lotion´s been applied
Can i be sure every one of those critters has died
Or take the risk of passing them on
for a long-awaited night
It´s such a crabby day, unhappy day
Why did have to call today
Get me out of this
I´m having a crabby day